God. Why am I so sore EVERYWHERE?
WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH TWENTY EIGHT YEAR OLDS
THERES TWENTY OF THEM
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Today was crazy. I’m still fucked up. Omg I’ve never been so high in my life.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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Hahahaha I really don’t think that he understands that what I said is of no significance. Btw I’m not going to hook up with you Austin =)
For every 10 minutes that I can’t find my brand new aerie thong, I will kill a kitten.
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
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